The Love(less) Gyaan

Sometimes all it takes is a change of perspective to alter the universal truth..
Universal truth : LOVE IS THE BEST FEELING TO BE EVER RECOGNIZED BY MANKIND! 

But is it?? What about the baggage that follows love?? Is it really worth loving?? When you are in a relationship, there comes a point when you have to make a decision.. To LOVE or to LIVE..

Why do people get into relationships??

Some say they are happy whilst being in  a relationship..

Correction, it only gives you a feeling that you are happy, while every ounce of happiness gets sucked out of you…
Some say its a great feeling being together…

Really?? Being together incepts the trivial fights amongst couples… eventually leading to breakups.. so in short, you are coming close to get far away.. ain’t rocket science huh??
Some say, being in relationship gives you a feeling which even nirvana can’t match..

Well you can spend the entire day staring at that sentence, and still Indian politics would mean more sense than it…

And some unfortunate people I know, get into relationship just because the other person had a different set of reproductive organ…

I say you get into relationships just because either it is MAY-JUNE when there are no football matches and hence no time to kill, or when you were under such a heavy influence of alcohol that you were not even able to spell Muttiah muralitharan correctly [err… is it correct??]

The other thing which amuses me more than watching Pakistan talking about peace, is the different ways people resort to after going through a breakup…

Some people think that their life is over and then cry themselves out to such an extent that there is a drought like condition faced by our tear bags… the only person who would cry more than them would be the tele saas and bahus.. difference being they are paid to cry.. [at least I think so]

Some people discover the ancient old truth that alcohol is a persons best friend, and they start taking this friendship too seriously.. they start drinking so frequently that even the process of inhalation and exhalation seems rare in front of it..
And the most bemusing of all is the one, whose all-seeing eye has been magically opened, giving them insight into their partner’s character.. and they start calling them names which I would not print cause it might hurt some sentiments. [yes.. there is nothing called as freedom of speech in this country.. it is just a booby trap laid by the constitution to catch hold of people who speak against the power]

Many would disagree with me, (those who still believe in fairy-tale romance, and idolize twilight type movies would be on top of that list) but the word needs to get out.. with 14th feb around the corner, I would not like to spend my entire February giving out sermons to distraughted couples.. And no points in guessing that I would be single on this Valentines day.. 22 consecutive years!! Such consistency cannot be even matched with the lunacy of asaram baapu.. If given a chance would I change it?? NO WAYS!! I like my single-hood status.. it gives me ample amount of MY-TIME.. which otherwise would had been invaded with mindless gossips.. Yes! I don’t have any interest in knowing what wrongs with your aunts dog, or I have no clue whatsoever why did that random girl in the college scowled at you.. and I definitely  don’t know whether black makes you look slim, or pink makes you look hot.. These questions cannot be cracked even with 100’s of Einstein put together, so please spare me the effort...

It doesn’t means I was never in a relationship and I am going through a sour-grape syndrome.. well you never realise there is a stone in your path until and unless you stumble on it.. and by the time you realise the existence of the stone, it’s too late.. the only thing you could do now, is watch out for other stones in your journey.. relationships are the stones in our life.. it makes you stop, stumble, fall, wince, and by the time you gather yourself, you are fucked.. at least metaphorically…

The only time you ought to be in a relationship is when you are quite sure that it is going to stand the test of times.. I know it would be difficult to foresee it, but why the rush to fall in the abyss?? Take your time, ponder over your options, and take the right decision (rather than a hurried one), cause in this case, if your relationship doesn’t work, you always know whom to abuse (ME!!! contact details found at the bottom of the page!!)  Just remember there are many fish in the sea. make sure you catch the right one… and also.. DONT HUNT.. IF YOU CANT KILL.. You would be spoiling someone else’s lunch!!