Like it?? Quote it!!

In our day to day life, we hear so many oscar-winning lines, that we are tempted to write it down (some even fall prey to that temptation)
I was quite eager, for quite a long time, to put forth a list of some of the unsaid and unheard quotes (long time, cause most of them are invented by me)
Well finally, I’ve managed to do so.. I am not taking credit for all of them (due credit for originality has been given. As a writer, I know, plagiarism sucks!!)
Well if you like the quotes, the funny lines, you can put it as your facebook status, bbm status, use it as a wannabe line in front of your friends or simply like this post.. (No copyrights involved)
If you don’t like the quotes, hmmm.. They say constructive criticism helps.. But I don’t fall in the “THEY”category!!

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated” – Confucius

“It’s better to cross a line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life”

“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever” – Lance Armstrong

“Philosophy is a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing” – Ambrose Bierce

“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” -Thomas Edison

“Dubstep = A rap battle between the autobots and decepticons.”

“That 3 second lap dance you get when someone squeezes past your seat in the movie theatre.”

“No road is long with good company.” -Turkish proverb

“Fortune can take away riches, but not courage.”

“Knowledge Prefers to Speak Logically, but Wisdom Prefers to Listen Quietly and Conclude Briefly” -Leo Tolstoy

“There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way” -Gautam Buddha

“Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be”

” The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.” -Garth Brooks

“If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.” -Marilyn Monroe

” We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.” -Aristotle

“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space” -Nickelback

“Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.” – Sana Solanki

“Pizza is like sex, when it is good it’s very good, when it’s bad…it’s still pretty good.”

“I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else.”

“Faith is Taking the First Step even when you don’t see the Whole Staircase” – Martin Luther King

“Never had any problem with the Real Intelligent people. It is with people, who think they are intelligent.”

” It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.” -Edmund Hillary

“I’m not saying she’s stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said ‘the river or the state?”

“That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.”

“We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.”

“People will hate you, rate you, break you and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.” -Eminem

” A guy who truly loves his girl doesn’t need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart.”

“In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.” -Shing Xiong

“Life is just imaginary. It’s your dreams that are real.” -Carmel Ocampo

” We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn’t.”

“The easiest thing is to react. The 2nd easiest is to respond. But the hardest thing is to initiate.” -Seth Godin

“Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.” -Oprah Winfrey

“Karma is like 69: ‘You get, what you give.'”

“Apaprnelty hmoosxeulas aer brililnat at unscarbmlnig snetneces.”

“You know you’re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.”

“I think the woman who invented the phrase ‘All Men Are The Same’ was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.”

“Some people are about as useful as the P in psycho”

“That awkward moment when you don’t know which armrest is yours at the movie theater.”

“Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence .” -Eric Fromm

“A myth is the only reality, you will ever come across in your life”

Thanks for your precious time reading this.. (Though I know you have read it when you were absolutely free, with not even a mosquito to kill)
If you think you can contribute more to this blog or post, feel free to contact me (I know you won’t, but still)
And once again, if you like it, quote it!!

WordPressed by MYth’s REALity™

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